Thursday, April 9, 2009

girls just wanna have fun

ok
so
last night me and my friends megan hella came up with the genius plan for me to be able to go to club 21 with my people
so the plan actually worked and i was able to go to the club
so let me tell you how that went down:
we were at megan's house getting ready to leave but we missed the 1020 train so we had an half an hour to leave
but we were STILL running late lol
but eventually we made the train
so we get on and this creeper is talkin to us and we were like wtf do you want?
so we get off at 23rd and the creeper does to
but he walked the other way [luckily]
so we walk there and then just before we have to turn on the street there are these 3 girls and one of then was HELLA drunk. they wanted to go somewhere but didnt know where they wanted us to take them to Empire which was hella the other way we were going but the drunk one was like 'i just turned 19 and i want to go where some lesbians are going to be all up on me' [everyone was think well we ARE going to a gay club] so then i told her happy birthday then we was like 'THANK YOU' and gave me a hug [even tho i was going for a handshake lmao] but from the breathe off of her i think i down half a shot
so we get there
HELLA LONG ASS LINE
but it wasnt like a long wait
so while we are waiting in line i noticed hella ppl were wearing pjs and i was like 'thats hella tacky wearing pjs to a club' and then some one said it was a pajamas night
oh.
so we get in and didnt know where to go
then i saw i purple room with hot guys in briefs dancing on bars
i said we are going in there
so we laugh, danced, grinded
saw so many ppl i knew
so we are doing nothing and then it was a drag show so we watched
the bitch was fierce haha
then we go out in the lounge and mikey says jon is here
i thought he was lying
but he wasnt
AND FOR SOME ODD RETARDED REASON i thought it would be a good idea for me to say hi
so i did took notice he was drunk and then i became filled with rage
he said he had to pee and he promised to call me back
fuck the bitch
so im mad now then alex says we have to ruin his night
i said fuck his night im worried about mine
so we dance some more
i saw another friend who was drunk as fuck
and he tried saying his friend was drunk when he really wasnt haha
and then i walk around and i saw the last person i wouls expect to see there: aaron
i was WTF
we had our awkward hug followed by our awkward conversation
it was beyond weird

then the drag queen walks up to us and i said SIGN MY BOOB but she she said no =[ but then she gave me a CD =]

after a while we ran into her and took a picture with her

LOVED IT
so then i sit down again
and jon pops out and starts talking to me and i told alex not to talk to him
but jon was still talkin so i left and he continued to talk to alex, kim, and amber
so that was like
wtf
so we are like lets get our last dance and head home before the drunks do
so we leave from 21st and we have to make it to P street
but we were being fatasses and decided to go to 16th and get food from safeway
so we did but these ppl were following us the whole time talking about waffles [wtf]
then we leave and another creeper followed us but he left after a while
we made it home even tho alex and kim were like 5 blocks behind most of the time haha
but we got home changed put nemo on and passed the fuck out haha

so it was a fun night
i wish i never saw jon that was like grrr
i could handle aaron that's different
but still i will have more experiences

so till then
CLUB 21 WAS THE SHIT
=]

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